Like Sundance's own special army of red ants, Moviefone drones scurry up and down Main Street — the most ubiquitous fixture at the fest beyond timesucks (e.g. getting a sandwich, waiting for the shuttle bus, standing on line). But, despite their omnipresence, it's unclear just exactly why the Moviefoners are on hand. They're not handing out promo literature; they're not (more tragically) passing out swag. They just loom. Seeing so many of them, everyone naturally assumes that the MFs are here to help: Where can I get pizza? Where can I find a bathroom? Where's the Levi's store? These are questions they can answer. But today, I tried the vaunted Flavorpill Five (the questions we ask In Transit) on an MF, and we couldn't get past Question 1. Apparently, the existentialness of "Why are you here?" was a bit too much, so my man-on-the-street interview request was denied. Guess that's what you get when you try to talk to branding!