It's not easy being a stay-at-home guest blogger. While Lisa and Jocelyn are asking celebs about their boots, knocking back vast amounts of ridicitinis at glamorous premieres, and seeing movies about handjobs, we're mainlining RSS feeds and dreaming about Ashley Judd. But there are three things that make our fate bearable. First of all, I prefer my martinis without sake, lychee, or the faint hint of cucumber. Secondly, thanks to global warming, NYC is experiencing a way-early spring this year, so my boots are made by Birkenstock. And finally, following the meta-coverage without actually seeing any of the movies doesn't feel quite as desperate once you discover that you can watch selections of the short film program online. The majority of shorts have now premiered and are available, more will follow tomorrow. My favorite so far? The Tribe, a history of the Jewish people and the Barbie doll, narrated by Peter Coyote.