Yes, we've all heard about Roger Ebert's tragic search for 7-11 sustenance by now, but what was in John Waters' shopping cart at Albertsons that night? [You got the picture but missed the story, indieWire.] And why didn't Karina Longworth immediately dispatch a phalanx of Cinematical bloggers to cover the supermarket?

Never fear. Thanks to the hard-hitting reporting of the Salt Lake Tribune, we can reveal what America's best Friend with Money supped on at Sundance.

Jennifer Aniston got ahi tuna with two caviars, Alaskan butterfish, and flourless chocolate cake with cardamom ice cream. Sting and Paris Hilton were served beef tenderloin with oxtail ravioli and Krispy Kreme bread pudding. Paul Giamatti and Jessica Biel slurped seafood stew with shrimp, scallops, and mussels.

Of course, these meals were prepared by celebrity chefs like Ming Tsai as part of the invite-only ChefDance. According to the SLT:

Each night, a different chef prepares a four-course meal for the cast of festival films — along with the 250 other influential folks who manage to get on the guest list.

Still, you should feel free to replicate the Park City epicurean experience in the even more exclusive comfort of your own homes.

A votre sante!