Leslie Hall initially caught the hearts and eyes of America's children when she began posting images of her world-famous gem sweater collection on the Interweb. Word of mouth quickly grew and within a month, Hall recieved two million unique hits to her website, which left her with an $800 bill for exceeding her bandwidth.

In order to raise money to pay back her mother, Hall did what any 200-plus-pound girl from Iowa would do. She became a rapper. Hall's star has risen quickly with such viral video hits as "Gold Pants," "Beatdazzler," and "Zombie Killer."

Hall's stage show is like nothing you have seen before. Complete with video projection and three to six costume changes, you can expect to be "beat"dazzled. Hall's laserbeam dancing has been known to cause near-blindness in the fans who gather at her shows. You can be sure that gay men will squeal with delight when she tumbles and triumphs over never-before-seen moves. If you are lucky, it is possible that a bead of perspiration may ripple down from her brow and onto your flesh.

Laura DeWaal took the photo of Hall in this week's cover.

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